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Sunday, October 9, 2005

SWAT team

I scoffed at the idea when L first shared it with me after observing his Timorese counterparts in the office - now I am convinced there is only ONE way to kill a Timorese mosquito swiftly.

The method:

See the buzzing mossie fly past you
Observe its motion
Raise hand ABOVE the mossie and slap it onto the ground
Mossie is dazed and stunned and lies on floor
Raise foot and stamp on it


Result : Dead mossie

Would it work in Singapore? Can someone try it out?

1 comment:

  1. your timor mossies must be huge! Or they wear protective armour... in singapore, slapping them to the ground guarantees 'sudden death' still need to stomp on them meh? Haha. Nowadays, with dengue on the rise, the officials just smoke them(and us. *koff*)

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